Welcome to The Wicked Scoundrel!
Located in a caravan district of exotic brothels and armed tax collectors; parked between a stinking oxen pen and an abandoned potter's workshop, You have arrived at the last Inn in the Multiverse, The Tavern at the End of Time.
Pull up a seat, grab a drink and enjoy a Tale of Adventure, or two!
The House Specials are ...
Whiskey and Bella Donna, but ...
A few friendly words of advice
Don't piss off The Butcher, he feeds the cannibals. The Bard is a little promiscuous, but don't get presumptuous, or you might lose somethin' precious. The Orc has ghosts, the 'ghost' has delusions, the cat is something of a charlatan, and the jokes are blatantly facetious.
I hope you feel right at home.
The World According to Xuvats
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Vermin in the Castle & Friends in the Forest
"Perhaps I will make a new companion," Xuvats thought, "They can join me on my mission to knowledge & exploration!"
Vermin in the Castle & Friends in the Forest
"Perhaps I will make a new companion," Xuvats thought, "They can join me on my mission to knowledge & exploration!"
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Teeth in the Dark
"A-are you talking to my God?!?" Rondell asked, slashing at the Demon again. She carved the end off the demon's tongue causing it to recoil. "Not very effectively, I'm afraid,"...
Teeth in the Dark
"A-are you talking to my God?!?" Rondell asked, slashing at the Demon again. She carved the end off the demon's tongue causing it to recoil. "Not very effectively, I'm afraid,"...
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What About Blob
"Do you eat?" The bugbear responded its stomach growling almost as if on command. "I can consume most forms of organic matter." Bugbear-Xuvats held out a hand and the partially digested remains of...
What About Blob
"Do you eat?" The bugbear responded its stomach growling almost as if on command. "I can consume most forms of organic matter." Bugbear-Xuvats held out a hand and the partially digested remains of...
Essence of Bella Donna
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Predators & Prey
She found tracks in the wet ground descending the approach to the camp left by a large wildcat, and intermittent drag marks, as though it carried something off. “Fuck -...
Predators & Prey
She found tracks in the wet ground descending the approach to the camp left by a large wildcat, and intermittent drag marks, as though it carried something off. “Fuck -...
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Night Terrors
"MOM?!" BOOM! There was a loud bang on the front door of the church that startled Erando enough to scream. BOOM! Another loud bang; this time Bella watched the double doors shudder under...
Night Terrors
"MOM?!" BOOM! There was a loud bang on the front door of the church that startled Erando enough to scream. BOOM! Another loud bang; this time Bella watched the double doors shudder under...
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The Old Oak Funeral
Bella Donna jumped from the four-foot rocky outcropping, her soft landing stirring up a cloud of ash and dust. The swiftly setting sun urged her forward, sprinting through the char and soot toward the stout...
The Old Oak Funeral
Bella Donna jumped from the four-foot rocky outcropping, her soft landing stirring up a cloud of ash and dust. The swiftly setting sun urged her forward, sprinting through the char and soot toward the stout...
Nazire, of No-Clan
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Confessions of a Cannibal
"Wait, you had sex with your wife's father?!?" "NAZIRE!" Captain Tahi called down from the main deck
Confessions of a Cannibal
"Wait, you had sex with your wife's father?!?" "NAZIRE!" Captain Tahi called down from the main deck
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The Baker of Bad Omens
"You were thrown to The Pits a worthless, mewling, orphaned, clan-less, Drakona whelp!" He added emphasis with each insult, and ended the sentence standing back to back with him. "At...
The Baker of Bad Omens
"You were thrown to The Pits a worthless, mewling, orphaned, clan-less, Drakona whelp!" He added emphasis with each insult, and ended the sentence standing back to back with him. "At...
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Path of Sa'ro
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A Grave Mistake
She wet her lips as droplets spilled from the corners of his mouth, tumbling down his silver beard to join the tiny beads forming on his chest. Her head tilted...
A Grave Mistake
She wet her lips as droplets spilled from the corners of his mouth, tumbling down his silver beard to join the tiny beads forming on his chest. Her head tilted...
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A Risky Bluff
“Baby, come on, we gotta go!” Seeing the fear in her child's eyes, Alena took her by the wrist.
A Risky Bluff
“Baby, come on, we gotta go!” Seeing the fear in her child's eyes, Alena took her by the wrist.
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Friends Along the Way
Downstream she could see a rock jutting from the surface of the river, the water crashing hard against it. She jammed the pole down into the water to try and shove...
Friends Along the Way
Downstream she could see a rock jutting from the surface of the river, the water crashing hard against it. She jammed the pole down into the water to try and shove...
The Misadventures of Rhask
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A Foul Offering
Now again, his Goddess blessed him with a gift, a hunt for a hunter. He would rip this creature to shreds in her name and savour every moment of it.
A Foul Offering
Now again, his Goddess blessed him with a gift, a hunt for a hunter. He would rip this creature to shreds in her name and savour every moment of it.
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Breakfast at Beni's
In the softness of the straw mattress beneath them he slowly curled his finger, drawing the long claw at its tip to rest where the tip of the finger had, took...
Breakfast at Beni's
In the softness of the straw mattress beneath them he slowly curled his finger, drawing the long claw at its tip to rest where the tip of the finger had, took...
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Bad Bribes
Beni awoke screaming in pain, the sound muted by the burlap sack stuffed into his mouth. As his eyes adjusted to the room, he realized that everything was upside down and...
Bad Bribes
Beni awoke screaming in pain, the sound muted by the burlap sack stuffed into his mouth. As his eyes adjusted to the room, he realized that everything was upside down and...
The Bard of Brothellad
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A Giant Misunderstanding
The growling was followed by laughter from much of the group surrounding them. “NO!,” The faun replied defensively, “We did not fuck on his chest!"
A Giant Misunderstanding
The growling was followed by laughter from much of the group surrounding them. “NO!,” The faun replied defensively, “We did not fuck on his chest!"
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Porthica Vale
"Oh Imma make you choke on those eyeballs," She said with a groan as she picked herself up out of the grass, “Flying nut sack!”
Porthica Vale
"Oh Imma make you choke on those eyeballs," She said with a groan as she picked herself up out of the grass, “Flying nut sack!”
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The Aethereal Port of Tyne
"Right there!" She whispered again as he tied off the armor. She turned back so that her face was inches from his and looked into his eyes again. "Thank you, Sir." she giggled and...
The Aethereal Port of Tyne
"Right there!" She whispered again as he tied off the armor. She turned back so that her face was inches from his and looked into his eyes again. "Thank you, Sir." she giggled and...
Whiskey,
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Manhattan
“Your name is Whiskey?!?” The mercenary questioned, lowering his weapon. “It is now.” He responded, holstering his weapon with a conniving smile.
Manhattan
“Your name is Whiskey?!?” The mercenary questioned, lowering his weapon. “It is now.” He responded, holstering his weapon with a conniving smile.
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On the Rocks
“... allegedly.” He sipped from his coffee, and continued. “Once they realized what they’d found …” He paused again, watching the longing dilate in her forge-lit eyes. “... a treasure...
On the Rocks
“... allegedly.” He sipped from his coffee, and continued. “Once they realized what they’d found …” He paused again, watching the longing dilate in her forge-lit eyes. “... a treasure...
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Neat
"Indeed, " He assured her, "I'm told they matured swimming the Nioningal Line, where the Pheana meets the Fathomless Sea." He leaned forward and lowered his voice, as if attempting to...
Neat
"Indeed, " He assured her, "I'm told they matured swimming the Nioningal Line, where the Pheana meets the Fathomless Sea." He leaned forward and lowered his voice, as if attempting to...
Wicked Merch
